Funny Poem about New Year Diets!

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T’was the month after Christmas and all through the house, nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The stuffing I’d nibbled, the turkey I’d tasted, the yummies I’d eaten had gone straight to my waist. The wine, the mince pies, the bread and the cheese….. I should have just said, “no thank you, please.” .. .

So as I dressed myself in my old clothes, I stood on the scales and wailed as they rose!… I said to myself, as only I can, “you can’t spend the year disguised as a man!” …

So away with the last of that sour-cream dip, get rid of the chocolates, every cracker and crisp. Every last morsel of tasty food must be banished ’til all those additional ounces have vanished.

I won’t have a cookie, not even a lick, instead I’ll chew on a long celery stick. I won’t have that danish, or chocolates, or pie….. I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry: “I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore – but isn’t that what January’s for?”

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot, Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

Hope to see you making this year a slim healthy year with new you diet! 🙂


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